https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm-JJU1rrXwi know that when gabriel sells your slap like it hurts a lot, it makes you think you can slap and beat up any man, but i swing around a 25lb siege hammer for fun.
you do realize gabriel is being nice and pretending, right?
you did see that video when i slapped my self in the chest 5 times as hard as possible and it didnt really hurt much, right? like if you were to slap me in real life...your hand would hurt while ill be sexually aroused and laughing.
listen kangaroo, get buddy to fight me in AEW with kendo sticks before i lose my patience. it will happen. I will keep emailing tony khan and getting more famous. he WILL let me fight your husband unscripted.
just realize even if you lock yourself in a range rover i can break the door open with 1 siege hammer swing. youre a fucking kidnapping victim waiting to happen.
