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>#30 about to come out
>3...2...1...BZZZZZZTTTTTT
>MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOISE! X-PAC!
>crowd erupts in cheers
>X-Pac comes out tongue flailing, in the best shape of his life
>WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
>Does the hyperspeed crotch chops
>DX pyro goes off in the ring, setting everybody on fire and killing them
>X-Pac dougies on their burnt corpses while putting up the devil horns
>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
>Suddenly Roman comes out to try and attack him before Mania
>X-Pac spinning karate kicks his head off and it flies into the nosebleeds
>Roof fucking explodes off the arena
>Rhea Ripley comes out and tries to attack him
>He hits her with the X-Factor, rips her pants off, and sucks on her clit to a standing ovation
>Gives a her a shoot bronco buster as she dies moaning in pleasure
>Holds up both belts triumphantly
>HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW UNDISPUTED WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.... X-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCC
>YOU DESERVE IT *clap clap clap clap clap*
