>>10699184>He didn't fail at fucking your mom underneath the bleachers at the Hillybilly Bowl Arena in Hickville Bumfuck in the 80s.He didn't fail by beginning to drink everytime you cried, but he made that audible exasperated sigh he makes when he was disappointed in you, which was often.
He allows the Midnight Express to crash on the couch inside your head that he lives in, rent free.
All while cracking open the coldest Diet Sprite available.
And after all that, he doesn't think about you at all
