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In sports entertainment news, former WWF and WCW world champion Kevin Nash is training for a full-time comeback at age 62. *scattered applause* When asked if he thought he’d be in shape for the nightly rigors of the ring after all this time, he replied “Don’t worry about me, I’m getting ripped.”
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Um, we apologize but one of our editors discovered a transcription error. He actually said “I’m getting raped.” You know, that wouldn’t make sense for anyone else but Kevin. What a bitch.