>>9121912>>9121983You seem like a groovy sort of kid, Ash. But just because I'm the ELITE competitor in this company, I don't have an Army of Darkness at my back like some of the other shmucks that think they run the place. And so I'll give you this one chance to take back your challenge. You've got your whole career ahead of you, and I'd had to put a stop to that before you even get running.
Still here? All right, your loss. We don't need to bring up that battle royale. I've already made it clear that those FAT NERDS who put the ring together clearly got their bacon grease all over the ropes and turnbuckles.
I don't know if SpaghettiDog is back on his four feet yet. But if someone out there wants to make this official, I can put you in your place. I don't even need to keep making Evil Dead and zombie movie puns. I am the Breast Bout Machine, and I'll show why they call me Kelly BY GODDESS Omega.
