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>Girl: So Mrs. Emilia. We've got the paperwork all sorted, your background check came back clean, unlike some members of our roster who have recently been released.
>Gemma: That's great news! Well, not for the talent that have been released. I'm sure they'll land on their feet!
>Girl; So, about your age. It says here that you're... 692 years old?
>Gemma: That's correct.
>Girl: But you look so young! Too young to even have a daughter her age!
>Gemma: Well, a magician never reveals her secrets!
Gemma gives the girl an enchanting wink.
>Girl: Have you given any thoughts to your gimmick?
>Gemma: My what?
>Girl: The character you portray. Your daughter was a cheerleader, and then a porn actress who did lewd acts with corn, then a pran-
>Gemma: My daughter did WHAT?
>Girl: She's a lonelyfans model, isn't she? Top 1% if i'm not mistaken?
>Gemma: I thought that was just a photography gig! Her friend Nicole even said as much!
>Girl: Well, I hate to break it to you, but they're models, not photographers. Anyways, we're getting off track. What is YOUR gimmick?
>Gemma: I think I'll stick to the witch thing. Maybe play it up a bit more for TV, you know?
The girl writes down "MAGIC GIRL" on the contract before sliding it over for her to sign. After reading it over, she notices the fields.
>Gemma: Gemma Stone? Not quite what i had in mind, but it will work! And... magic girl?
>Girl: Well we've got a Corn, Apple, Bald, Cosmic, Curry, Police, Surfer Girls, and those are just the ones that are still around!
>Gemma: I guess it's similar enough.
Gemma signs her name to the contract.
>Girl: Welcome to the Waifu Wrestling Alliance, Rebecca! I wish you luck in the Divine trials, you're going to need it! There's some heavy hitters already signed up!
>Gemma: Thanks for the oppertunity, love! Now to text my daughter and see what else she's been hiding.
