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>Restaurant A"I'm kinda disapointed, but the food was pretty good. I remember it tasting better when I ate here 20 years ago, but that might just be nostalgia. Oh well, it has 30k reviews on tripadvisor, and it was a positive experience overall."
>Restaurant B>Appetizer: Weak tiny sliders on top of nachos in the shape/color to make it look like a tranny flag. Kinda like Spongebob's pretty patties >Course 1: 2 tacos with Beyond Meat(TM) filling, goat cheese, and green olives, with sparklers sticking out the top so the entire restaurant is staring at you when the order comes out>Course 2: A Big Mac meal that they literally just ran across the street and bought from McDonalds>Course 3: Spaghetti and meatballs with jarred sauce that you could have made at home. The meatballs looked good on the outside, but it's raw and stone cold in the middle>Dessert: Rainbow gay pride cake and rainbow ice cream dyed with a mystery substance that will give you cancer in 20 years>The restaurant was a passion project by a rich guy's son who has never worked in the restaurant biz before in his life. They only have 72 reviews on TripAdvisor, and 40 of them seem to be made by either a bot or a tranny with no time on their hands 