>>10325923S: Delicious!
>M: DISGUSTING!S: ...
>M: ...S: W-What?! But you ate all of them!
>M: Well OF COURSE! I couldn't let you give them to Hailey! She was wounded, and eating your cookies could've been the coup de grâce!>M: So you see... I ate all of them! I SACRIFICED MYSELF! For Hailey! And that's why I wanted to talk to you today!S: B-But... If you're just shy and want Skelly to make cookies for you, you can just ask! And she'll make tons of them!
>M: HELL NO! I want to add a stipulation to our match. It's very SIMPLE. If I win, you can NEVER go near a kitchen or ingredients again! You can never again cook an abomination like the one that nearly KILLED ME last time.S: But Ai-chan and Keroron love Skelly's cooking... You're just being mean!
>M: Look kid... They don't want to hurt you. But I'm a chef, and the fact that I live in a world where you cook IS KILLING ME. Sorry if that makes you sad, but it's the cold hard truth.S: F-Fine... But Skelly still thinks her cooking's good! So here's what we're going to do! If Skelly wins, she'll make an extra large batch of Skelly Cookies, and you'll eat ALL OF THEM.
>M: (Oh god, I might die for good this time... But my honor as a chef... I have to do it. I have to stop this culinary criminal.) I accept. And I'll win! Even if you're the champ, tonight you'll face the furor of Spaghetti Town's number 1 chef!S: Okay then! D-Don't worry because Skelly will make extra delicious cookies for you! See you in the ring!
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