>>16565927Glad you asked: fecalmancy
Turns out Tristen wasnt his mothers biological child-- he is in fact 100% Nash's kid w/ the 7 negro gentlemen from that fateful night in '92. Through the power of fecalmancy, Nash was anally impregnated with a gestation period of 4 years... so Tristen was born 4 years later. He is essentially a poop baby, whose magical binding finally unwound 799 days ago. The cover story is he died of alcohol withdrawal, but thats obvious bs
