>>13497266Alright, but don't be a bitch about it.
>intergender match with my Thea Hail lookalike exgf>decide to repackage my dick into a luchador gimmick because i didn't fell like kicking out and i wasn't going over this time>i was so immersed into the match that i didn't realize i put the mask wrong>felt a slight burn while applying the mating press to her>burning sensation won't go away>fuck the ref, i ain't calling an audible>kept wrestling as normal>time for her to apply her finisher>goes for the cover and i don't kick out>finish goes as planned>"babe, i fell something wrong on my penis">she goes for my mask to move the storyline forward>"babe, your semen looks pink">"WTF, i wasn't supposed to blade on this match">we turn the light on, and my dick is covered in juice>turns out i tore my dick's ACL>im out for one month with an injury 