>>6370379>*walks out to the ring and grabs a mic*WELL I'VE QUITE HAD IT WITH THIS GARBAGE! THE POWERS THAT BE ARE HOLDING ME DOWN AND I'M TIRED OF IT! 3 LONG YEARS SINCE I'VE BEEN MADE A FOOL OF, NO MORE TAG TEAM PARTNERS, NO MORE BOOKINGS... I BUST MY ASS OFF EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. AND I DON'T GET REWARDED FOR IT AT ALL! I'VE HAD ENOUGH AND I WANT MINE ALREADY! NOW HEAR ME OUT HERE, POWERS THAT BE. THIS ISN'T ANONYMOUS, THIS IS ANON E. MOOSE SPEAKING TO YOU, YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY SHOT.. GIVE ME MY CHANCE TO SHINE, OR ELSE I'LL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES PURE, UNFILTERED AND UNADULTERATED HELL! EVERY MORNING YOU'LL WAKE UP, STARE IN THE MIRROR, LOOK AT YOUR GREASY OLD FACES AND WONDER "WHY DIDN'T I BOOK THAT GUY BETTER? WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?" AS A VEIL OF REGRET ENVELOPS YOUR MISERABLE SOULS! IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!
>*drops mic and storms out of the arena*