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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL PIGS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT STEVE AND YOU LOOK AT OTHER PIGS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER PIG YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF LIVING! BUT KAUFMAN'S A GENETIC KIKE AND SHE'S NOT NORMAL! SO LARRY YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT LIVING! AND THEN YOU ADD THE CHIPS AND CAKES TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF LIVING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 2 WAY AT KAUFMAN'S HOUSE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF LIVING. BUT SHE, SHE GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE THE VET KNOWS HE CAN'T SAVE YOU AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO STEVE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS HER 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF SURVIVING. BUT THEN YOU TAKE HER 75% CHANCE OF NEGLECTING YOU IF YOU WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. SHE GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF KILLING YOU IN HER HOUSE! SENIOR STEVE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE. AND THEY SPELL ANIMAL NEGLIGENCE FOR YOU AT "IN HER HOUSE"!
