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WELL ALL YA'LL COME ON DOWN TO THE WHACKAHEEHAW DOME DOWN HERE IN BUMFUCK APPALACHIA FOR BARNYARD BASH! WE GOT A HELL OF A CARD FOR YA'LL FOLKS:
Barnyard Battle Royale featuring Hank “Tater Stack” Collins and “Molasses” Melvin
Billy Joe “Rib meat” Watkins VS Harlan “Greasefire” McGee
Cletus “Cornfed” Jenkins VS Rufus Ray McGraw in a Possum Holler Pole Match
The Haystack Brothers (Bo & Jeb) VS The Bogwater Bastards in a Tractor Pull Tag Team Turmoil match
“Chainsaw” Chad Cooter VS Clint “Mudhole Messiah” Duggins in a Double Wide Trailer Park Deathmatch
