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>-ucking piece of shit work ya little jew-YAY! Camera is on!
Kasumi tries to walk back but falls back and the sound out a bunch of beer cans being crushed is heard.
>FUCKIN DAMM-
Kasumi stands up and dusts herself off before smiling at the camera.
>Hello WWA Multidimensionalverse! This is Kasumi O'Brian once again here to teach you about Kapitalism! Today we're gonna put wrinkles in your brains about banking! Sooooooooooooooooooo-
Kasumi puts a finger up as she takes a drink from a whiskey bottle.
>OH! You should never trust any US bank and throw your shit in some sorta off shore bank account or crypto. I personally keep my shit in a Swiss account. Like it may be 300 bucks but they still let ya use it! That reminds me!
Kasumi bounces on her heels a couple of times.
>Reminder to buy KasumiKoin! A perfectly safe investment! If you're too poor to buy crypto or open an overseas bank account to get away from the IRS you can also keep cash buried in your front lawn! I recommend finding some roadkill to stuff it into so people are less likely to fuck with it. Anyway, that's all for Kasumi Kapitalism!
>Goodbyeeeee and send my coworkers angry comments on the internet about not fightin' me!
Kasumi waves goodbye with a big grin.
