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>RAW opens
>only commentator is my late grandfather reciting Daoist philosophy
>the ring is on fire
>opening match is Birdie Joe Danielson from the future and a man vs a Kurt Angle in a hospital gown billed as "Christofer Benoit"
>camera fixates on Kurt's face while it melts from the ring fire
>screen goes black
>silence
>lights run back up and it's just a Seff promo with the usual commentary
Is asking for some consistency too much?