>>10400063>"Can we talk about how my good friend and neighbor, WWA's Hardcore Champion Red Hands, is going to destroy Keron Croakie? Take nothing away from Killer Keron; she's one of the toughest competitors on the roster. Her body got in a second story collision with my best friend Amy's van, and she walked away from that better than the van did. Against the majority of other opponents, my money's on Keron. But Red Hands? Mmmmm, wouldn't wanna mess with her. You don't know the crazy things that have been going on over at the Halcyon apartments at her place; I don't even know most of them! But what you DO know is what Red Hands has done in the ring. She defeated BSD, she plowed through seven other competitors in one night, and yes, Red Hands is gonna DISSECT Keron Croakie at Onsen a Lifetime."Colby's nasty grin at that prospect suggests that maybe she's not dreading that outcome at all.
>"So what about Nikki Kade, our valiant WWA Intercontinental Champion, willingly taking on the burden of that title when no one else would, embracing her destiny carrying on and even surpassing Ash Romero's legacy as WWA's greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time? She's going to defend against Sheila Foster, who I had the pleasure of speaking to last night, in what the great wrestling newsletter nerds are all pre-ordaining as the match of the year. Personally, I think they're right. Nikki Kade's in the best shape of her life, but Sheila Foster just proved not long ago that she can beat Nikki Kade, and if she does it again, that's the Intercontinental Championship. I've got to be honest, I like both these two, and it's REALLY hard to call a winner here..... but Nikki's hungry, she wants it, and I've gotta give her the edge."[3/6]
