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>There is a hush in the audience as CM Punk, standing in the middle of the ring, looks at them.
>He has a mic in hand - a pipebomb, if you will.
>He slowly licks his lips, eyeing the gathered people as if they were a 13-year-old girl.
>He brings the mic closer to his mouth and says clearly, "I believe in the current thing."
>The audience goes nuts, chants of "CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!"
>He points to the crowd and yells with conviction - "I SUPPORT THE CURRENT THING!"
>The cheering becomes louder.
>Enboldened, CM Punk points to himself - "MY OPINIONS ARE WHATEVER MAKES ME LOOK GOOD TO YOU AND GIVES ME THE MOST CLOUT!"
>The audience is losing its mind.
>"IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THE MAINSTREAM NARRATIVE, YOU'RE A BAD PERSON AND PROBABLY A NAZI!"
>The cheering mass of people are so caught up in their enthusiasm that none of them notices the little smirk on his face as they reaffirm to him just how stupid they are.
>It's So Easy.mp3
