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>sales person tries to sell me a new phone plan
>let them know I'm not interested
>they still try to sell
>"You think I'm playing?"
>they look confused
>my expression turns blank
>grab their shoulder
>"I'm going to rip your head off....."
>Powerbomb them through the sales booth
>scream: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGEEEEEER"
>bystanders clap
