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>Mr Dog thank you very much for agreeing to this conference call with me today, for those of you on voice-only my name is Key and I represent Dia Shirley Burroughs and HALCYON
>we're all busy people so I'll skip the foreplay and cut straight to the chase
>as we all know WWA is currently embroiled in a fierce legal battle with the state of Hawaii over a terrorist attack alleged to have been perpetrated by a contracted WWA talent
>Spaghettitown is also preparing a legal case again WWA over the recent bombing of Spaghettitown General Hospital, not to mention a catalog of other alleged crimes
>frankly, things are not looking good
>this is where HALCYON comes in
>what if I told you that we could make all of these problems disappear, overnight?
>ladies and gentlemen, Mr Dog, HALCYON seeks a partnership with WWA and I think you'll find our terms very reasonable
>in exchange for wiping the proverbial slate clean HALCYON asks for only two things in return;
1. HALCYON will be permitted to recruit WWA contracted talent
>naturally we will honour any existing contractual agreements they have with WWA, however they will receive additional support from HALCYON
>should they choose to become a part of the HALCYON family they will have 24/7 access to the finest personal trainers, world class gym facilities, financial assistance, healthcare and dental care
>I'm sure this will come as a huge relief to you considering how much this company is currently paying in medical fees alone