>>5370106Evening, gents
My name is Lord David Meltzer, Esq, I am a distinguished nobleman who currently resides in a splendid villa within the gorgeous city of Tijuana, Mexico.
Lucha Libre is truly within a league of its own and outclasses the ghastly British wrestling in every conceivable manner.
Latin Lover and Villano IV are among the pinnacles of the sport and true masters of their craft. Absolutely sensational atheletes.
Billy Robinson and Mick McManus, by comparison, are a sordid collection of subpar miscreants who have no business being inside the sacred squared circle.
Arena Mexico is undoubtably the premier venue for elite grappling. Indubitably so
Please give notice to this compendium of my most favoured wrestling manoeuvres:
Tope Suicida
La Magistral
Ataque del Taco Asesino
Funkytown Cartel
Piñata Pescada
Giro de Tigre Definitivo
Burrito Bomba
Promethean in design! Head and shoulders ahead of its Anglo contemporaries I’m afraid British wrestling receives a poor review from this old chap. By contrast, Lucha Libre earns a well-deserved perfect five star on every occasion. Truly marvellous!