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May I help you?
>I'd like to apply to be a wrestler booker please
Okay, what are your credentials? Any prior experience?
>Why yes, I used to book matches with my action figures in the backyard. I would also book in games such as WCW/nWo Revenge, WWF No Mercy, Fire Pro Wrestling, EWR, and TEW.
Any actual experience in the business or the ring?
>Why yes, I wrestled my pillows on my bed pretending they were wrestlers and would occasionally have 5 star matches with my collection of wrestle buddies. Did I mention that I traded tapes and got tickets to a smelly bingo hall of 200 people to watch ECW?
Okay, but I actually asked for prior experience
>Those are my experiences. *Smiles creepily and goes to give me a hug*
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