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Is there a doctor in the house? ...I took a crap and my butthole was itchy so I gave it a vigorous wiping, which pissed off my hemroids. Got a rash.
Then the rash started moving up my taint and instead of itching, I tried taking a hot bath. KWABOTY. The hot water made the rash spread around the base of my dick and now even my foreskin itches.
What's the prognoses, /tv/?