Spaghetti Town Arena, midnight...
The fans have left, the building is empty save for three WWA enhancement talents and a single member of the arena's custodial staff.
>Jobber 1: Oi, you should'a seen the size of the turd I just dropped. In fact you still can if you wanna. I clogged that shitter good>Jobber 2: Fackin' hell, ain't no way that's ever comin' unstuck>Jobber 3: Hey look, it's the cleanin' lady. Didn't she want to be a wrestler? Let's see her wrestle with that monsterThe always pleasant Pom-chan is diligently going about her nightly duties, paying little attention to the obnoxious trio when the most imposing of the three girls approaches her.
>J1: Hey, Shitter-chan, I left a present for you hehePom-chan ignores the girl and continues scrubbing the floors
>J1: That's not very polite, Shitter-chan! When someone offers you a gift you should thank them!Pom-chan finally acknowledges the jobbers
>Pom-chan: A thousand pardons, my name's not "Shitter-chan" so I had no idea you were talking to meThe jobber sneers at Pom-chan and smacks the mop out of her hands.
>J1: Well I've been here for years and in all that time all you've ever done is clean the shitters, so that makes you Shitter-chan, got it?Pom-chan merely smiles.
>Those who know me typically address me as Pom-chan. Isn't that a cute nickname? >J1: Yes, very "kaa-waa-ee">PC: A lifetime ago in a land far away I had a different name though>J2: Oh?The smile that usually adorns Pom-chan's face disappears. Her cruel eyes display not a trace of the warmth and compassion the genial janitor usually exhibits
>PC: Kawasaki Minoriko; former Goon Japan Intercontinental champion, founder of Pantsu, Japan's foremost MMA promotion, and left hind paw of the esteemed Raman-Foxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoc3-vJaOLA 