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As the evening began to wind down at the Ribera steakhouse, CM Punk and Ryback let out simultaneous, earth-shattering farts. The smell was so overpowering that it seemed to linger in the air for minutes.
Meanwhile, at another table in the restaurant, wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer sat in his signature Ribera jacket, his nose twitching as the foul odor wafted over to him. Unbeknownst to the rest of the patrons, Dave had developed a unique system for rating farts over the years. With a twinkle in his eye, he reached for his trusty notepad and began furiously scribbling down notes, awarding each fart a star rating based on its strength, duration, and overall odor. As he continued to take notes, he couldn't help but wonder if these were the most powerful farts he'd ever smelled in his life.
Just then, a familiar figure emerged from the back of the restaurant. It was none other than former wrestler Marty Jannetty, now working as a dishwasher at the restaurant. Dressed in his uniform, he walked out with a confident swagger, his face beaming with pride. As he surveyed the scene before him, he suddenly let out a line from Captain Kirk of Star Trek, "KHAAAAAAN! You have angered me, CM Punk! You have challenged me, Ryback! Today, you are all going to learn that I am...Marty...Jannetty...and you're not...on AEW!" The unexpected outburst sent shockwaves through the restaurant, causing several patrons to spit out their drinks in laughter.
Unfortunately for Marty, his attempt at humor was lost on everyone else. In the distance, a chilling laughter echoed through the air. It was the unmistakable voice of Andre the Giant, risen from the grave and back to haunt them all. "I'm...dead...and...I'm...still...better...than...all...of...you...puny...asses!" he boomed, his words reverberating off the walls.
Ryback, clearly shaken by the apparition, turned to Dave Meltzer and pleaded, "Please, sir, I beg you. Don't give me any more stars. I can't take it anymore!"
