>>9113140>Hey ya'll The Magic Gal Doublemint Dolly here to remind you to tune in to Waifus Collide only on the WWA Network. >On the card we have a 20 Waifu Rumble with the winner receiving a future sho- championship opportunity to compete for the WWA World Championship!!! *crowd cheers*
>20 Waifus, 1 ring all chaos and who knows maybe a pinch of Magic *points to self* can be added to the mix!!!*crowd is silent*
>Then after that we have Princess Knight and Lilith vs the Meganekko Powers!!!*crowd cheers*
>Now that's what I call a MISS match!!!*crowd is silent*
>We also have Mighty Milf against Zunigoth!!!*crowd cheers*
>Now that's what I call a Match I'd like to feature!!*crowd is silent*
>We also have Miss USA and Hailey Britannia; NATO against the Bogans for the WWA Tag Team Championship!!!*crowd cheers*
>Now that's what I call, DOUBLE TROUBLE!!!*crowd boos*
>After that we have Maddie Mediterranean the Winter Girl and Violet Beauregard in triple threat ladder match action for the WWA Intercontinental Championship!!! *crowd cheers*
>Now that's what I call a HIGH stak-*crowd starts pelting the ring with garbage*
>*shielding herself from garbage* Nefertiti vs Wild Emerald No DQ, Farmer Girl vs The Queen for the f- *gets hit with a glass beer bottle* farm and our main event for the WWA Champ- *gets hit with a rock* Championship Gun Girl vs Bishamonta vs Skelly Skelly vs Kelly Omega!!!!!!! *crowd cheers*
>Now that's-*crowd starts throwing steel chairs*
