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[Internally] "How do you get something to eat in this place?"
>Amy looks around, observing the Divine Mansion staff going about their daily chores
[Internally] "Do I just... shout out my order? That seems rude."
>her stomach growls
"I SURE WISH I HAD A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW. WITH MEAT. LOTS OF MEAT. AND A LITTLE CHEESE. HOT.
>Amy feels embarrassed, she adjusts her sunglasses and gazes out over the gigantic swimming pool, everything feels so much nicer here
[Internally]" Shout it out? What an idiotic ide..."
>a maid appears and places a plate with a steaming hot sandwich on the table next to Amy, along with a knife and fork immaculately wrapped in a linen napkin bound with a thin orange ribbon
"Oh, wow, thanky..."
>the maid disappears as quickly as she appeared
>Amy looks at the sandwich, it looks perfect
[Internally] "An orange ribbon? That seems awfully coincidental?"
>she takes a bite
>after eating nothing but microwave meals, cup ramen and convenience store salads for months the sandwich is virtually orgasmic
>Amy finishes the sandwich and another maid appears to recover the plate
" Thankyou!"
>the maid doesn't respond
"Um!"
>the maid freezes on the spot mid step
"Could I please have a beer? Asahi. One of the big bottles?"
>once again the maid says nothing but resumes walking
[Internally] "I'm not used to being waited on, but compared to the van this place is paradise."
(This post is dedicated to the delicious sandwich I will not get today. F. )
