>>17646485Parker-sama is unironically over with me. He is such an autistic retard that it wrapped around from cringe to become based.
>would try to hide packets of Oreos around the PC for covert snacking and would threaten to quit whenever the janitor removed them>asked mangagement to bid $50k on a vintage Air Jordan collection he found on ebay and told them they could take it from his pay once he got to the main roster>would always ask Wes Lee if he could squat with him on his shoulders and tried to pick him up whenever he saw him>paid Ski Mask the Slump God a 15k deposit to perform at his first WrestleMania entrance>would make a point to squeeze between Julius and Brutus during classes and told Julius he could get Brutus fired if he needed a new partner>would send Edris Enofe beats and insist he rap on them, despite Edris repeatedly telling him he doesn't rap>Always came into Shawn's office asking if he thinks he's cute before posing and dabbing out the door>Would roll around the ring during forward roll class forcing Albert to chase him around>Chanted THE BEAN KICKED IN for 3 hours straight when Kurt Angle came in as a guest speaker>Planked on top of Vince's limo and wouldn't get off until Vince called him Parker-Sama>Always walked into the women's bathroom to do his pose while he waits for someone to come in only for him to run as soon as they do>Would corner people in the back to give them a 7 minute speech about how much he loved Oreo Os and Froot LoopsPlus he was responsible for J.J. "the Child Observer" Williams getting banned from the PC for a while.
