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FIRST THING I WANNA SAY IS THERE ARE THESE SO CALLED JANITORS THAT MODERATE THIS HERE BOARD. THEY'VE BEEN DELETIN' THREADS AND HANDIN' OUT BANS AND THEY'VE BEEN DOIN' IT ALL FOR FREE. WELL, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR CAUSE THEY'VE BEEN DOIN' A LOUSY ASS JOB. IF I GET MY HANDS ON ONE OF THEM, I TELL YA, IT AIN'T GOIN' BE PRETTY. I'LL TAKE THAT HOTPOCKET AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
NOW, ONTO WHAT I REALLY WANNA SAY. I HEARD DEBRA'S BEEN RUNNIN' HER MOUTH. I SAID WHAT?
>WHAT?
I SAID SHE'S BEEN RUNNIN' HER MOUTH SAYIN' WHAT?
>WHAT?
SHE'S WHININ'.
>WHAT?
CRYIN'.
>WHAT?
PISSIN'.
>WHAT?
MOANIN'.
>WHAT?
AND IT'S GETTIN' ON MY NERVES.
>WHAT?
DRIVING ME UP A WALL.
>WHAT?
LOSING MY TEMPER.
>WHAT?
AND SO I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE DEBRA AIN'T WAS. WHERE SHE SHOULDA BEEN. AND I OPENED UP THE FRIDGE AND HAD A BEER.
>WHAT?
2 BEERS.
>WHAT?
3 BEERS?
>WHAT?
WENT OVER TO THE LIQUOR CABINET AND POURED MYSELF A SHOT OF WHISKEY.
>WHAT?
A MARGARITA.
>WHAT?
ANOTHER SHOT OF WHISKEY.
>WHAT?
A SHOT OF VODKA.
>WHAT?
AND THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE THAT SORRY BITCH WAS HIDING AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
>WHAT?
I BEAT DEBRA.
>WHAT?
GAVE HER A BLACK EYE.
>WHAT?
A BLOODY NOSE.
>WHAT?
ANOTHER BLACK EYE.
>WHAT?
A BUSTED LIP.
>WHAT?
BRUISED HER BACK.
>WHAT?
BRUISED HER ARMS.
>WHAT?
AND KNOCKED HER ASS ON THE GROUND. YOU GON' RUN YOUR MOUTH, DEBRA, YOU GON' GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED. AND NOW I'M LEAVING 'FORE THE COPS GET HERE CAUSE STONE COLD DON'T GO TO JAIL AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO.
