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>S-S-S *zzzzztttr* Something in th-the æther t-tells me th-that Jane C *zzzzztt* *dial-up modem sounds* Minnie Moo is entering the H-Hardcore Division.
>Siri: Playing "Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division
>GODDAMMIT SI- You know what I d-d-dont even care anymor-
>Truth algorithm error
>Lie detected
>OKAY I'LL JUST SHOUT OVER YOU SIRI!!!!! PERHAPS THIS WILL BE A GOOD WAY TO GET TO THE CO-
>"But love, love will tear us apart again*
>COW AND FINALLY FULFILL MY MISSION SO I CAN GET OFF THIS CURSED TIMELINE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA-
>Bixby: Who are you talking to?
>Alexa: You seem to be experiencing a mental breakdown would you like me to contact the prop-
>SHUT UP, ALEXA!!!!!
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>I fu *zzztrriinnnngg* ing hate this so much.
