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>talented up and comer
>good knowledge of different styles, can work with almost anyone
>upper midcarder in most territories, have some runs with the top belt in the Literature and Philosophy territories
>bookers telling me I've got a bright future in the University fed
>fate hits me with a Depression Bomb that I don't kick out of
>drop to curtain jerking in most territories
>adopt an alcohol and heroin gimmick
>the gimmick lasts a decade and doesn't get over
>tag-partner takes one too many Somas and leaves the Life fed
>decide it's time for a new look and get clean
>finally end up at the University Fed
>at first I'm shoot terrified and ashamed due to wasting my 20s with that junkie gimmick
>turns out my new gimmick is super over with the younger female demo
>end up with a few rats following me around
>get drunk at a house party where I was the oldest there
>end up taking on one of the rats in a Falls Count Anywhere match in the living room when everyone else had left or gone to bed
>hit her with the Fingerpoke of Coom, the Hell's Gape and a Mating Press for the pinfall
>rumour spreads that I'm a 6* worker
>Anon Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line.
>get some heat with the boys but they reluctantly accept that the vet is the top dog
>one of the head bookers of the Uni Fed is interested in my ideas and wants to book me in a long-term program
