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I watched gayew tonight because Suzuki vs. Joe sound like yummy wummy choppa kino, and it was, but then I sat through an hour of WWE programming to get there (luckily I didn't sit through all two hours).
>babyface beating up a bunch of security geeks
>heels winning by interference then beating up babyfaces
>some esoteric failed attempt at comedy backstage segment
>heels winning by interference then beating up babyfaces
>some god awful women's match
>terrible backstage segment with awful acting where a woman pied a "woman"
>an actual good match that immediately got eclipsed by some random indian/failed pro athlete debuting
Also here's a list of all the former WWE talent I saw:
Shawn Spears
Keith Lee
Isaiah Swerve Scott
Tazz
Tony Nese
Chris Jericho
Jack Swagger
Ever Rise
Marina Shafir
Vickie Guerrero
Samoa Joe
I think Aleister Black had some random nonsensical promo somewhere in there too.
Basically half the people on the show have had significant exposure through WWE.
Which brings me to my question. Why do you guys have unironic console wars to the point that each side has multiple schizophrenic shitposters/boogeymen? It's literally the exact same shit. I just watched a glorified WWE show. It's not really any better or any worse than the shit WWE typically puts out.
