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SO OL' STONE COLD HAS BEEN HEARING ABOUT SOME BIG WHITE SUMBITCH GOING AROUND THREATENING TO EAT EVERYONE IN THIS HERE LOCKER ROOM.
AND STONE COLD ASKS HIMSELF, "SINCE WHEN IN THE BLUE HELL DID SHEAMUS BECOME A GODDAMN CANNIBAL?"
AND COME TO FIND OUT, THERE'S ACTULLY A 20 FOOT MANEATER BACK THERE, SWIMMIN' AROUND LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE.
NOW I WANT YOU TO TAKE A SECOND AND LISTEN TO OL' STONE COLD.
STONE COLD DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO NO DEEP BLUE SUMBITCHES COMING INTO THIS HERE COMPANY AND TRYING TO MAKE A MEAL OUTTA THE BOYS IN THE BACK.
YOU OVER THERE FLAPPING LIPS, CALLING PEOPLE MORSELS. MAKES STONE COLD THINK YOU PLAY FOR THE OTHER TEAM.
SO HERE'S HOW ITS GONNA GO DOWN
STONE COLD IS GONNA GO MAKE HIS WAY BACKSTAGE
>WHAT?
GRAB YOUR ASS BY THE TAIL FIN
>WHAT?
THROW YA DOWN
>WHAT?
TAKE THIS HERE BOOT
>WHAT?
AND STOMP A GODDAMN MUDHOLE IN YA.
AND YOU BEST BEST BELIEVE
>WHAT?
OL' STONE COLD
>WHAT?
IS GONNA CRACK OPEN A STEVEWEISER FOR EVERY SINGLE TOOTH I KICK DOWN YOUR THROAT.
GREAT WHITE SHARK?
>WHAT?
MORE LIKE GREAT WHITE BITCH
*MONSTER POO*
NOW YOU BEST GET YOUR SHITTIN' PANTS ON, BECAUSE STONE COLD IS ABOUT TO HEAD BACK THERE AND TURN YOUR ASS INTO SHARK FIN SOUP.
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LIIIIIIINE
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
*GLASS SHATTERS*
