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And now it's time for a new feature here on Saturday Night Metal, and that feature is...THE KWAB OF THE WEEK. That's right, it's exactly what you're thinking. Each week we will award a prize to the person who has suffered the worst KWAB of the week. The prize for the winner is ridicule and mockery, but the rest of us should find it amusing. So, here are this week's nominees:
>Jerry Lawler (tapped out and punked out in the same week)
>Wolfie (The ol' tar and feathers)
>Brody (beaten, defiled, and deported)
>Onita (still failing to carny anyone)
>The Iron Sheik (will never get his drug money back)
And the winner is....
>drum roll....
BRODY KING! Yes, after being farted at, pissed on, spat on more times than I could count, beaten half to death, slammed by his nuts and finally deported...Brody King has definitely suffered the worst KWAB of the week. It could take him months to come back from this one. Wolfie was a close second, of course, but this was his fourth KWAB so after this, Wolfie will probably have KWABOTW on lockdown for a few weeks.
