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>woman is giving birth in a hospital room
>nobody can hear because she's not screaming in pain
>no vaginal tearing either
>baby walks upright out of her vagina
>already has fully developed hair, flowing platinum blond locks of course
>baby winks to the doctor and says his first words: "don't worry pal i'm going to put you over strong out there"
>does a pefectplex to the umbilical cord, severing it
