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>back from commercial
>Elton John's I'm Still Standing faintly playing in the arena while the crowd cools down
>Cole (serious tone): "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Raw. I'm Michael Cole and I'm joined by Corey Graves and Byron Saxton."
>Moments Ago clip plays showing Vince going crazy and the crowd getting litty
>Cole: "If you're just tuning in, Mr. McMahon has initiated what he's calling the first ever, "AHHHHHH show" where tonight, some of WWE's most legendary superstars will engage in --
>"SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUP"
>crowd boos
>camera pans to ramp
>It's bald ass HBK and he's looking to get NUTS
>HBK: ":)))))))))))))))))))))))"
>Cole: "SHAWN IS ON HIS SMILE SHIT"
>crowd starts smiling
>HBK: "HMMMMMMMMMM?? :)))))))))"
>crowd SMILING BIGGER
>CROWD CHANTING: "THERE'S THAT SMILE... THERE'S THAT SMILE..."
>HBK: "TONIGHT... FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER... LIIIIIVE IN HOUSTON TEXAS (show is in milwaukee)... THE HEART... BREAK... KID... SHAWN MICHAELS... IS GONNA GO ONE........... ON ONE........ WITH THE GREAT ONE... HIMSELF."
>CROWD BANANAS
>HBK: "OH BELLKEEP IF YOU'D BE SO KIND"
>THEY RING THE BELL
>SHAWN STARTS BEATING THE ISH OUT OF HIMSELF AND THE CROWD IS LIKE "I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS ELECTRIFYING"
>HBK BLADING FLIPPING CLOTHES DISAPPEARING
>Cole: "SHAWN MICHAELS HAS A GREAT... THE LAST RIDE"
>HBK POWERBOMBS HIMSELF RIPPING HIS PANTS OFF IN THE PROCESS
>HBK: "MIC ME"
>THEY THROW HIM A MIC
>HBK: "HUMMA LA BABY LA HUMMA LA BABY LA HUMMA LA BABY LE ZEEBALA BOP. IIIIIIII AIIIIIN'T GOT NOBOOOOODY."
>REFERRE STARTS THROWING THAT THING BACK HE GOT ASS!!!!
>HBK: "THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GERMS... OL' HBK IS BACK ON HIS SMILE SHIT AND IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THAT???"
>NAKED HBK BENDS OVER TO MOON THE AUDIENCE AND BRAPS LIKE A BITCH
>CROWD LAUGHING AND POPPING GOING OFFFFFFF
