>>6200442The world is ending on July 8th and we'll never get to see this. I'm sending this post from the future where I am dead (it's based because I can work on backlog now)
There is a butterfly effect that started when Hibiscus Mii hitched her yoga pants up too high near traffic and made a truck fly off a bridge, crash landing onto a long-lost array of underwater landmines that cross over every submarine comms cable, sending the world into information blackout and detonating all nukes at once. This sets Earth off its axis and the entire globe is immediately encrusted in lava, then ice, then lava, on repeat forever.
