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Well, let me tell you 'bout a place that's so fine
Where the people ain't too bright, but they sure are kind
They don't ask too many questions, they just go with the flow
On Planet Retard, where the IQ is low
We don't need no rocket science or fancy degrees
Just a simple life with a gentle breeze
We got moonshine in the mornin' and beer at night
On Planet Retard, we sure live right
Livin' on Planet Retard, oh what a dream
Where the cows are smart, and the rivers run with whipped cream
We don't need no smarts, we don't need no brains
On Planet Retard, we enjoy the simple gains
