>>10321055Sapphire stands back upright as she heads over to the bar, grabbing a drink the bartender slides in front of her. Giving it a little stir before she sips, she looks down at her phone, it only seemed to catch half the conversation
>Um... yes? Look, i'm not fluent in Aussie, but i'm willing to give it a shot if if means you wont sick a drop bear on me.She types up her response before reading it aloud.
>It's been too fahkin' hot heah lately, 'n summah's just bahrely in motion. I'm just glad ta be back stateside instead of in japan. Too many people. Too many bowls of rice. Too many blokes thinkin' they'ah tough shit just because they'ah 6 inches tallah 'n 8 inches lackin' 'down under', if ya know wat i mean. Probably wy they booked me ta scrap in the bloody shitters, they knew their eggrolls just weren't up ta pahr. Fair dinkum cobber. >'n yer, amy's a good as gold egg, 'n she'll defo keep yah wahrm on those coldah nights if she's wahrmed up ta yah. 'n she's pahrt of the bloody angels now, regahrdless of wat ya might heahr, we just look afder each other, in any 'n all manners. I know ya 'n nikki 'aven't seen eye ta eye lately, but she's a good as gold egg too, given the bloody chance. Fahkin' too right, mate.