>>9836336My melanin-enhanced brethren, I believe you do not understand the urgency for which the glands in your thyroid will become uncontrollable and produce fat at an alarming rate. I insist that st your advanced age that you must reduce your body weight and increase your muscle mass through various workouts at your local gymnasium and/or training facility. However, I applaud your propensity to pretend to be Uncle Ben, the mascot of the Uncle Ben rice brand.