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EMPEROR COMMODUS SCREWS MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS?
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I SAID! EMPEROR LUCISU AELIUS AURELIUS COMMODUS SCREWS MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS?
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AFTER LAST CAMPAIGN I SAT THERE AND THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I SAID SPANIARD: "THERE'S NO USE SITTIN' THERE CRYING"
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WHININ'
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PISSIN'
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MOANIN'
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I SAT THERE AND ASKED MYSELF, "MAXIMUS"
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"DO YOU WANT EMPEROR COMMODUS?"
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"OR THE PRAETORIAN GUARD?"
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SO WHILE I'M TRYING TO MAKE THAT DECISION I WALKED OVER TO THE LOCAL MARKET!
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ORDERED SOME BREAD!
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ORDERED SOME GARUM!
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FIGS!
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OYSTERS!
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GRAPES!
WASHED IT DOWN WITH ONE WINE!
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TWO WINES!
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THREE WINES!
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A SHOT OF POSCA!
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CONDITUM!
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AND A MULSUM!
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AND I SAID "MAXIMUS? WHY HAVE ONE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THEM BOTH!"
