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Ayyy! Look avast ye land lubbers! For there be a storm a brewin' on /pw/ this very day. Yeoman Kevin Nash be a butt of many a joke on the high seas! But this joke has a hint of truth me hardies. T'was on a night many moons ago that Kevin Nash be accosted by a multitude of ebony men. Ebony men as dark as a moonless night, straight from the Barbary coast! These men crave the palest of man ass they do! The whiter the better! And Kevin R. Nash's posterior fit the bill nicely. The horde took turns sliding in an out of Sexy's poop deck they did! Made a mess of his ballast tank they did so he'd never have control of his bowels again. Shiver me timbers! Can you imagine a grown man wearing diapers the rest of his days!? The smell lads the smell! So when ya hear tales of Diesel getting raped and gaped in an alley many summers ago, know that there be a sliver o truth to it! AHOY! BLACK COCKS!
