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Well surprise surprise, the Breast Bout Machine is back on top where we all always knew she belonged. But before you all turn away expecting me to cut some bad guy promo on Skelly, let me just say this:
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I'MMA CUT A BAD GUY PROMO ON SMELLY SKELLY, AS WELL AS GUNK GIRL AND BITCHAMONTA, because I have been telling you all that I am the top of this mountain of professional wrestling since the day I decided to give it a shot.
Skelly, you do get a sliver of respect for actually stepping into the ring with me, but respect don't pay the bills and respect don't win championships. The only thing that does that is winning, which is exactly why the lights at my house stay on, and the shelves are always full.