>>14448100NOW I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE
>WHAT?3 SPEED
>WHAT?4 SPEED WITH OVERDRIVE
>WHAT?5 SPEED AUTOMATIC
>WHAT?SOME EUROPEAN 6 SPEED MANUAL
>WHAT?OR A DINKY ASS TORQUE CONVERTER WITH HALF THE GEARS MISSING
>WHAT?STONE COLD SAYS TRANSMISSIONS ARE OKAY
>WHAT?IF YOU'RE A TRANSMISSION, YOU'RE ALRIGHT WITH STONE COLD
>WHAT?BECAUSE IN THE WORLD OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, TRANSMISSIONS GET THINGS MOVING
>WHAT?HAULING
>WHAT?TRUCKING
>WHAT?GOING PLACES
>WHAT?LOITERING WITH INTENT
>WHAT?AND I KINDA LIKE THAT.
>WHAT?...
>...BUT IF YOU AINT NO ORDINARY TRANSMISSION, IF YOU'RE SOME FANCY NEW GEARLESS TRANNY TYPE OF DEAL
>WHAT?LIKE ONE IF THOSE ELECTRIC CAR THINGS
>WHAT?NO CLASS
>WHAT?NO PERSONALITY
>WHAT?NO RANGE
>WHAT?NO REACH
>WHAT?IF YOU NEED TO DILATE YOUR BATTERY 8 HOURS A NIGHT, ALLS STONE COLD GOT TO SAY IS THIS, YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING BUT YOUR INSTANT TORQUE
>WHAT?YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS INSTANT TORQUE?
>WHAT?INSTANT MOMENTUM?
>WHAT?MAXIMUM POWER FROM THE MOMENT YOU PUSH THE BUTTON?
>WHAT?MY OLD LADY'S STINKY OLD VIBRATOR, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THOSE QUEERBOXES WISH THEY WERE AND FAIL TO BE, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
