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>Ruined ROH
>Ruined WWE
>Ruined AEW
>Was in the main event of December to Dismember 2006
>Was smacked by a fan while standing in the crowd and turned around and punched the wrong guy
>Got WWE Backstage cancelled
>Never got to wrestle Stone Cold
>Stripped of his abortion rights
>Never got to main event Wrestlemania
>Pooped his pants in the ring and had to get a ref to clean it
>Fired by Vince on his wedding day
>His wife didn't take his last name
>Lives in a tattoo parlor in a Chicago slum
>Jobbed to Johnny Bananas
>Lost his WWE lawsuit
>Lost his best friend
>Lost in UFC
>Lost a BJJ tournament
>Won a BJ tournament
>Bitched out by Ma'am Page
>Knocked out by Nick Jackson
>Stripped of his world title
>Suspended by Tony
