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>we’re probably going to have a lot of new eyes on the show tonight from disillusioned wwe fans, Tony. What should we do to hook them?
>I’ve got it! We’ll start the show with a 5’8 skinny midget that a child could beat up. Then, we’ll have a 90 pound soaking wet Japanese school girl face our women’s champion in a competitive match. Next, we’ll have our world champion sing show tunes! Fill the rest of the card up with matches that have no story or heat. Finally, I’ll make my huge announcement that I’ve made a large investment in the UK tarp industry!
Genius Mr. Khan! We’ll beat WWE now!
