>>6542729I just can’t stop obsessing over the fact that Mandy Rose farts and shits.
I wake up every morning and it’s the first thing I think about. I think about how my goddess will probably be doing her first of four daily shits. I check Instagram to see if she’s posted and I wonder if she already shitted. Perhaps she’s on the toilet right now, on her phone? Delicious.
I see images of her in the gym doing squats in her pink VQ leggings and I dream that soon after she’ll be squatting over a toilet or better yet my face while pushing out a nasty turd.
Whenever Mandy posts a cute picture I try to imagine when her next shit will be or how long ago she took a shit before posting the pic.
The worst is when she posts a picture of her dinner on her story. That stuff legit dominates my entire day. It’s hard to even imagine that a beautiful goddess like Mandy could squeeze so much food inside her.
I always hope that she eats all of it so her shit is big and smelly.
