>>5593573"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MEAN GENE. TODAY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DAY FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS, JACK. IT MARKS ANOTHER FULL YEAR THAT THE UPDISPUTED GOAT, IO SHIRAI HAS GRACED US ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH, BROTHER. THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS, DUDE. HUMANITY HAS EXISTED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, BUT YOU AND I ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE ALIVE IN THE SAME TIME FRAME AS THE GENIUS OF THE SKY. IF THAT ISN'T PROOF OF THE GREAT LORD ABOVE, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS, BROTHER. ALL THE IOMANIACS ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE DEMANDMENTS. TRAIN, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, EAT YOUR VITAMINS, BE TRUE TO YOURSELF, TRUE TO YOUR COUNTRY, AND TO BE A REAL AMERICAN!! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN IOMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT
