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>wrestler is cutting a promo
>seems to be rambling on
>suddenly they awkwardly look right at the camera
>as if they're looking right at me
>"AND YOU ANON..."
>what the fuck
>"YEAH, YOU ANON!"
>"I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
>"ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR SOMETHING!?"
>whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck
>I grab the remote
>press the power button
>TV won't turn off
>"HA! YOU WON'T ESCAPE SO EASILY YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT"
>this can't be real this can't be real this can't be real
>"YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU DO AT NIGHT YOU LOSER"
>sheer terror overcomes me
>A BOTTLE OF LOTION...!"
>no...
"A BOX OF NAPKINS...!"
>dear god no...
"AND BIG TIT POV JAPANESE... UNCENSORED!!"
>nooooooooooo
>"AND IF YOU DON'T SEND 1 BITCOIN TO THE QR CODE RIGHT HERE ON THE SCREEN, YOUR BOSS, COWORKERS, FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL WITNESS YOU STROKING THAT 'LIL PUD WHILE YOU MOANED LIKE A WHORE!
>"PAY UP BITCH OR YOUR LIFE IS RUINED"
>crowd starts chanting HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
this is why I stopped watching wrestling
