>>10345444>>10345461>>10345493>>10345508Video Statement to Miss USA:
>"Miss USA. Listen to me. Y'know, I've been up to Thorncrown Chapel. It's very pretty. And it doesn't surprise me you like it, because you sure do like living in glass houses while you're throwing all these stones. I won't get into your tawdry speculations on my personal life, because that's LOW, even for you..... but these other things you accuse me of?">"Only ONE of us has betrayed the principles our country holds dear: YOU.">"YOU are the one who has indiscriminately attacked innocent American citizens.">"YOU are the one who's denegrating the good people of Arkansas.">"YOU are the one who is undermining traditional American family values by attacking the bond between a father and daughter with your baseless lies and slander.">"YOU are the one who has attacked an honored guest, benefactor, and ALLY of this great country without provocation or justification.">"But she's going to fight back.">"And she's going to win.">"But when she does, I'll be there. And it's funny that you want to talk about Jesus. I'm not a believer myself, you see, but I, Colby Jefferson, am also both forgiving and just. When you've fallen to the Empress, and you're at her mercy, Miss USA, you may look to me and repent..... and maybe, just maybe, in my merciful benevolence, I'll find it in my heart to SAVE YOU.">"But before that, I'm going to go clubbing this weekend, with the immaculate Amy Flame. Who knows who I'll see out there?" 