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I can't fucking take it anymore.
>Every movie ever without fail
>vague and nondescript opening scene meant to set the mood of the movie and the main character's look
>title card comes up with movie name
>expository scenes detailing the background of the setting of the movie
>inciting moment 1/4 of the way through that kickstarts the plot
>rising action generates suspense and drama and propels the main character into the plot fully
>the film reaches its climax trying to change the main character's personality by a strong line
>after the climax of the plot, the film begins to resolve itself within the denouement
>the finals credits role, listing all the A list hollywood actors and actresses, key grips, members of the production staff, and the chinese slave workers that created the CGI throughout the film
>Special thanks from the local governments they used for tax breaks in order to help keep cost low while financing the film
>"And most of all, thank you for watching!"
How do you sit through this life every week? Jesus Christ it's an absolute chore. Video games have their faults, but at least the games move at a decent pace and you don't have to look up the Wikipedia plot summary of what you've just seen every 20 minutes
